#Aries - Love, laughter and good humor; three things you need to arm yourself with today.

#Gemini - Lick your wounds and come out swinging when you hear the bell today.

#Leo - All your hard work now will pay off soon, don’t be tempted to splurge tonight.

#Libra - Have a heart in matters at work today. A level head will be needed. rise up.

#Sagittarius - When asked, “How are you today?” reply with “Marked for death, and you?” - keep a look over your shoulder this afternoon.

#Aquarius - The temptation you’ve resisted finds a crack in your resolve before midnight.

#Taurus - It’s ok to cheat, steal and lie again. The coast is clear.

#Cancer - Back to the grind Cancer. No soup for you. (But you knew that)

#Virgo - Like the phoenix. Today brings wild scientific questions and doubts.

#Scorpio - More people admire you than you think. Keep the faith.

#Capricorn - Be safe out there. They might not be as pure as you think…but they are as hot! (go for it! - just be safe)

#Pisces - If you still have a phone this morning, call a loved one and tell them how you feel.